kstumps:

dayumaramegido:

never before seen footage of a wild john egbert signaling potential mates with an intricate and beautiful mating dance 

THE MATE IS PLEASED

(Source: alphadavedirk)

kaiser-ri0:

yualscar:

dymentia:

tavbro:

kipper-love:

I’d just like to point out that all the star signs are associated with parts of the body.
 Lets have a look at that in reality, shall we?

 

of course scorpio is genitals 

i think we should all draw our otps like this

some angry tits would be funny.

where do you think the phrase calm your tits came from

(Source: k-kipper)

kaiser-ri0:

yualscar:

dymentia:

tavbro:

kipper-love:

I’d just like to point out that all the star signs are associated with parts of the body.
 Lets have a look at that in reality, shall we?

 

of course scorpio is genitals 

i think we should all draw our otps like this

some angry tits would be funny.

where do you think the phrase calm your tits came from

(Source: k-kipper)

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

(Source: notgoodwolf)

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

bellisadinosaur:

This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME

AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY. HAVE AT THEE. 

DUBLEDORE SAID I WASNT BIG ENOUGH. FUCK DUMBLEDORE. I’LL CARRY LETTERS IF I FUCKING WANT TO. 

(Source: ryulongd)

(Source: izachi)

squibly:

What a Babe

(Source: hawkeyedriza)

(Source: edolulu)

c2ndy2c1d:

nat-thebaseballbrat:

“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

Here you my followers. 

calm your titties~ <3

lostoffiction:

Homestuck fandom: We ship everything.

(Source: mojkun)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

zukinidi:

misharuhi:

wrapped-lollipop:

ask-fluggerbutter-rancis:

carmealthesquare:

Oh god ;-(

I’m hugging my computer crying right now

((Goddamn, I just joined like last week.))

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO